Surreal "In Crust We Trust" Pizza T-Shirt

This tee wears like a midnight fever dream. A single slice of pizza becomes the stage for warped, morphed faces where pepperoni should be, framed by the rebellious caption “In Crust We Trust.” It’s quiet irreverence for the person who likes humor with an edge — the kind of shirt you pull on for late-night art shows, record-store runs, or skate sessions when you want to spark a conversation without saying much. The garment-dyed cotton feels worn-in from day one, the heavyweight knit holds shape, and the relaxed cut lets the artwork sit proud across the chest. It reads like an inside joke to friends who appreciate surreal, slightly spooky riffs on everyday things.

Product features
- Available S–4XL (refer to Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk and heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seam) construction for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean